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That awkward moment when Blaine remembers Kurt’s favorite gum but Finn can’t remember that Rachel is a vegan.
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY
…guess I know what carol I’m singing for my December wave.
(Source: sparklebuns)
Author’s Note: Following several realizations about myself as a person and which direction my life is going in general, I would like to reiterate my gratitude and love towards each and every single one of you who have, in the past, present, and future, given me so much. I pray, moving forward, that I can live to be a person I can be content with. Thank you for the kindness and the love, from each and every single one of you, undeserved though it may be, and lacking though I may be.
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Disclaimer: I don’t own Glee. If I did, we would actually have dancing lobsters in the hallways when called for.
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The twins’ father exhaled and replied, “…the board thinks their decision will be made final tonight. Or at least by tomorrow. We want the boys to go back into the dormitories and clear out their things…and tomorrow the school will be closed.”
Kurt stared at him with the same expression as all the other boys. “…you’re…you’re really doing it. You’re closing our school.”
overanalyzing-phineas-and-ferb:
a single tear is shed for all the animators who have to draw frontal Phineas
This is actually heartbreaking when you remember Lilo tells Stitch her parents went for a drive, and the bad weather caused them to crash.
(Source: w-bunny)
Because apparently I didn’t have enough Supernatural feels already.
DEAR FUCKING JESUS CHRIST I LOST IT AT THE WEST ONE NO THAT’S NOT EVEN WHY.
WHY WOULD YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THIS?!
I COULDN’T WITH THE TWO LAST ONES WHYYYYYY
NO, YOU DON’T GET TO DO THAT. WHY. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK OF DOING THAT. NO.
No, the last one is just fucking cruel. Why would you do that?!
americans really annoy mein america we have the freedom to be annoying
(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)